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Joke of the Day
"Why is the apostrophe always near an ""s""? Because it is possessive"
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"What's E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship."
"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"
"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."
"If Jack helps you off a horse... Would you help jack off a horse?"
"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."
"question about god? if god can do anything can he do nothing?"
"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."
"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."
"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."