24378
Joke of the Day
"Your mommas so fat When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody."
Next Joke
"Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)"
"My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."
"Hey, wanna hear a Jew joke? Israeli funny"
"SCIENTIST: The universe is a big mess of molecules bumping into each other. ME: I like when pizza molecules bump into my mouth molecules."
"I'm unsure whether I like my beard. But it's growing on me."
"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"So they made the essay optional for the new SAT test... but isn't the SAT without the essay just the T"
"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"