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Joke of the Day

"What is Chris Brown's favorite drink? Punch!"

"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."

"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"

"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."

"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"

"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."

"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."

"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."

"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."

"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""