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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours. We just clicked"

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"The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome."""
"watching my cats groom each other and it feels like I should be throwing money at them"
"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"
"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."
"If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms."
"What's the highest point in the ocean? The Marijuanas Trench."
"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"
"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."