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Joke of the Day

"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

"Can Happiness buy money?"

"Damn girl, are you Life Alert? cause you just called the cops."

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"

"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."

"Free air! (Help yourself.)"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"

"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""