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Joke of the Day
"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."
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"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."
"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"
"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."
"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"
"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"
"The Government"
"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"
"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."