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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"
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"Anyone hear of the rapist mechanic? They say he screws, nuts, and bolts."
"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"
"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"
"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."
"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"
"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around !doc"
"Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?"