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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"
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"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."
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"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"
"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."
"It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women."
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."
"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"
"What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game? No Man's Sky."