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Joke of the Day

"Got a blowjob from a blind girl last night... ..or at least I think it was a blowjob, it was dark and my bionic cock doesn't feel shit."

"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."

"Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation."

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending "

"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."

"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."

"Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back"