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"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
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"Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying... Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?"
"How do you troll someone? Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge."
"Blacksmith asked, do you have any experience in horseshoeing? ""Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."""
"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"
"Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon"
"God says to jesus, ""You remembered it's father's day?"" Jesus says ""what the hell am I supposed to get a man who has everything?!"" *God turns & winks at camera* ""Omnipresents."""
"The oldest written recipe is for beer. Even when most people couldn't read or write, they knew they had to mark that shit down somehow."