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Joke of the Day
"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."
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"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."
"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."
"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"
"What's a Grecian Urn? About 75 cents an hour."
"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."
"How does a blonde count a thousand sheep? She counts the legs, and divides by 4."
"2 men walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""