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Joke of the Day
"Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back"
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"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"
"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."
"People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating."
"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"
"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"
"Whats the difference between children and lesbians? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs."
"*gets so drunk I grab a fish out of your fish tank and shakes it at you screaming ""WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!"" *"
"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""
"Me: Can I have a Batmobile? Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok, pass my Masters & get a good job? Santa: I'll leave the Batmobile in the garage."