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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."
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"A fun prank if your roommate is a cartoon character is to draw clothes on the mirror so he leaves the house not realizing he's naked."
"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"A recent survey suggests 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape"
"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."
"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"
"it's my birthday today. IK Fuck you too."
"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? You expect me to get hard so fast, I just got laid!"
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"