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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."
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"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"
"I wouldn't say I never exercise... Occasionally, my nose runs."
"Him: Are you on your way? Me: Yes, this cab driver sucks! *changes outfit for the 6th time, gulps wine and requests an uber*"
"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"
"I told myself I should stop drinking .. .. but I'm not about to listen to some weirdo that talks to himself"
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
"If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you'd be 0K"
"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it."
"Did you hear the one about the guy with two wooden legs? They caught fire and he burnt to the ground."