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Joke of the Day
"Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin"
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"Kudos to therapists for resisting the natural urge to top other people's problems."
"Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press? It's sodapressing."
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex."
"My Puerto Rican wife asked me how I liked my coffee ""The same way I like my women: light brown and bitter."""
"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"
"To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner."
"Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia? Asking for a friend"