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Joke of the Day
"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."
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"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"
"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"
"Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied ""I'm a headmaster"". To which my dad replied ""yeah she is"""
"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."
"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."
"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."