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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."
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"TIFU when I went to Subways... Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it? You probably Reddit already."
"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."
"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""
"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"
"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"