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Joke of the Day

"TIFU when I went to Subways... Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it? You probably Reddit already."

"My friend asked what would get black walnut stains off of his driveway I told him to call a cheap motel. If anyone would know how to remove nut stains it would be them."

"How to pass a very difficult exam? Change your name to time, time always passes no matter what"

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"

"Asians be like... ay bb u wan sum duck?"

"Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into the microwave until its Bill Withers."

"I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet but apparently that's not what she meant by ""un-savory"""

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies... It'll be called Friends With Benefits."