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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an artist who has no money baroque..... (I'll just see myself out)"

"Fun Octopus Facts When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his dick and throws it at the female, so she can inseminate herself. He then grows a new dick. What a legend. ""Here, go fuck yourself."""

"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."

"The sound of thunder is no longer Thor's hammer. It's a pissed-off Lady-Thor stomping round Asgard and noisily filling the dishwasher while she waits for someone to ask her what's wrong..."

"My patient was refused his organ transplant. But I didn't have the heart to tell him."

"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad."

"I just got a 69 on a test.. And the teacher put ""see me after class"" on it... I think I like where this is going ;)"

"What do wolves even want from the moon?"

"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."

"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"