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Joke of the Day

"Fun Octopus Facts When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his dick and throws it at the female, so she can inseminate herself. He then grows a new dick. What a legend. ""Here, go fuck yourself."""

"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of ""morning wood"" have been replaced by ""morning wouldn't."""

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"

"Life is like a box of chocolates Everyone hates the dark ones"

"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"

"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"

"Why did the president start the bar fight? So he could pass the bill."