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Joke of the Day
"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."
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"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
"ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch. im 26, available"
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY IPHONE"" - new thing I scream at my kids"
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays"
"Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead"
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."