177561
Joke of the Day
"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad."
Next Joke
"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"
"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."
"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"
"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery."
"Mickey Mouse wants a divorce. ""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""
"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""