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Joke of the Day

"I thought I had a fantastic cheese joke... But it wasn't very Gouda."

"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."

"Whats brown and sticky? anal"

"My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent."

"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar . . ."

"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."