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Joke of the Day

"There should be a warning on these math books. Something along the lines of ""Beware the additive properties"""

"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"

"Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do? Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. ""Oh damn, shots fired!"" But not by the pizza guy."

"I went into a French restaurant and asked the waitress... 'Have you got frog's legs?' She said, 'No, my jeans are just a bit tight.'"

"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."

"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."

"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."

"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"I really want to kill my roommate but I just dont know if I could live with myself."

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."