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Joke of the Day

"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"I'm going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep"

"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"

"Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine."

"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("

"What do I think about during sex? My wife waiting for me to get home."

"A #colon has only two job options: become a punctuation mark, or work for an asshole."

"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"