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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"
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"Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney."
"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari."
"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the number 11 EDIT: Maybe the fact she thinks it was called 9-11 was part of the joke?"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"I MUSTACHE U A QUESTION BUT I WILL SHAVE IT FOR LATER"
"My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife."