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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"

"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."

"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."

"Big testicle Is it weird that my one testicle is bigger than my other two?"

"Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a ""homeless romantic""."

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"

"[interrogation] COP: So you play the tuba do ya? ""No, the violin"" COP: Treble maker eh?"

"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"My son and I don't get along. I call him a son of a bitch. He calls me a motherfucker. Technically we're both right."