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Joke of the Day

"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"

"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"

"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"

"Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !"

"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"

"Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*"

"""When it rains, it pours."" -Shitty weatherman"

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."