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Joke of the Day
"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"
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"I used to listen to old Mitch Hedberg recordings.. I still do, I just used to too."
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"What's the difference between a elephant and a banana?"
"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."