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Joke of the Day

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

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"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""
"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."
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"Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party? I heard they had a blast."