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Joke of the Day

"Follow your dreams, into traffic."

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"

"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."

"I just put a bunch of lipstick up my butt. (NSFW) I've suddenly realized that makeup sex is highly overrated."

"A horse walks into a bar.. The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and then leaves."

"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""

"Ran into the guy who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car."

"Every time I see a skidmark in my underwear... I'm confronted with the fact that I shit my pants JUST A LITTLE BIT every day."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."

"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"