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Joke of the Day
"""When it rains, it pours."" -Shitty weatherman"
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"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck?"
"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"I think self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons."
"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"
"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."
"What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration? Baaaah bye!"
"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day."
"my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0 she's irrational when she's on her period"