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Joke of the Day

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"- Hello, princess. Can I call you princess? - No. - OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam."

"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."

"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."

"Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again"

"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"

"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"

"I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today. Can't believe no one's tried publically marking people by religion before."