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Joke of the Day

"Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again"

"There's no place like home. (to poop)"

"What do you call an Itallian hooker? A pasta-tuite!"

"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."

"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."

"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."

"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""

"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"

"So a prisoner took his own mug shot... He called it his ""cellfie""."

"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."