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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."
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"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"
"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."
"There were 5 peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted...peanut."
"Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator."
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"What do you call a slutty housewife? A dirty dishwasher."
"*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet..."
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."