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Joke of the Day

"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"

"Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper? He didn't sight sources."

"Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne."

"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."

"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"

"The woman selling sea shells by the sea shore must have had a strong personal brand to overcome such a poor business model."

"Why did the pimp cross the lawn? To get to the hoes."

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."