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Joke of the Day

"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"

"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... Comes out of nowhere!"

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"

"Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings."

"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."

"You hear about the guy who's teeth is like a shopping mall There's a big GAP"

"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."

"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."