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Joke of the Day
"I bet a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
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"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."
"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
"What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ? They both shafted minors in the 1980's."
"Which president was least guilty? Lincoln, because he is in a cent."
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"