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Joke of the Day
"I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads."
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"Spotting Idiots Online I wish there was some way to identify idiots online. Sent from my iPhone"
"So a hunter walks in to a bar and says, ""Bear with me""."
"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."
"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"
"Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with ""If you're reading this, I'm already dead."""
"Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank."
"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"