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Joke of the Day

"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."

"What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment? That's insensitive, you retard."

"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"

"What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side? Everything, given enough time"

"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"

"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"

"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"

"I'm so torn on circumcision. I mean, you're either foreskin or against it."

"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"