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Joke of the Day

"Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with ""If you're reading this, I'm already dead."""

"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."

"What do you call a religious person who gets into x rated movies, but then stops watching them, but then starts watching them again later on? A porn again christian."

"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"

"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""

"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."

"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."

"*calls son at college* Pop quiz, son ""Ok"" What's the opposite of a hot dog ""Um...a cold cat?"" Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy"