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Joke of the Day

"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""

"Jesus was gay. He was nailed by 3 guys."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"

"Every time my friend plays with his xbox... She is left thinking that they are getting back together."

"What did one Pencil say to the other ? Your looking Sharp!"

"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."

"What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork!"

"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."

"In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact."

"Cashier: Going snorkeling huh? Me: Yeah. Should be fun. Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes. Me: Hi, I'd like to return these."