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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
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"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."
"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."
"Cat is hissing at nothing in the kitchen. Based on horror movies I've seen nothing good can come of this, but I'm a white guy so I'll stay."
"What do you do after raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone."
"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"
"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"What do you call toddlers who are dictators? Dictator Tots"
"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"