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Joke of the Day
"What do you call toddlers who are dictators? Dictator Tots"
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"Why didn't Hitler participate in the marathon? ... Because he can't finish a race."
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
"Joke my life"
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"
"My grandfather died peacefully and in his sleep but the kids on his bus were screaming."
"In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!"
"I was struggling to figure out how lightning works Then it struck me"
"I'm in hiding from exercise. It's called the fitness protection program."
"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"