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Joke of the Day
"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"
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"Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are Remarkable"
"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Sorry I can't go out. My phone is too old to hold enough charge so I live by this outlet now."
"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""
"A one-liner based on what happened to me at work. An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feeling a bit fly-tea."
"I lost my job as a waiter Apparently, I had insulted an infamous mafia boss by taking away his plate. He told me he was Don"
"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."
"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."