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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."
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"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."
"You treat your body like a temple? That's nice. I treat mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell."
"How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue. ba dum tss"
"What do onions and people have in common? I weep uncontrollably when I cut them."
"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."
"(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Aerial"
"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."
"Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead."
"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."