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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."
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"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."
"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day..."
"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."
"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."
"REPORTER: how does it feel that ur tweet got like 0 favs? ME: it made me laugh so I dont think its so bad R: how does it feel 2 be wrong tho"
"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""