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Joke of the Day

"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."

"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."

"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"

"I saw a homeless man holding a sign. It said, ""2 will change my life."" Unfortunately, I only had a 5 note in my pocket."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer (no idear) ... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?"

"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"

"Last night I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time... You know what gives me uncontrollable gas? Auschwitz"