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Joke of the Day

"the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high (luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from"

"Who takes the best selfies in LA? I need someone good to do mine."

"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"

"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."

"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"

"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."

"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"

"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"

"I can't stand cripple jokes"

"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"