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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the obese woman who got a job at a bank? She was a four-chin teller."
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"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"
"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"
"Ultimate joke formula Q: What did (x) say to (x)? A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf? ;3 ""F*** you"""
"What do whales do on dates? Netflix and Krill"
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."
"What are 3 things you can't give a black man? A fat lip, A black eye and, a job. I had too.."