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Joke of the Day
"Be myself? BE MYSELF?!?! You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?"
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"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."
"If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler. . . . Credit: /u/CartoonsAreForKids"
"Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you."
"Whats black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."
"A cockroach walks into a bar... A cockroach walks into a bar and says ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Knock knock Who's there? Ana Ana who? Ana gonna tell you"
"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"
"Want to hear a pizza joke? It's pretty cheesy."
"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."