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Joke of the Day

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."

"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips."

"[LPT request] how to wake up from a bad dream. Wait. What do you mean he's really president?"

"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"

"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."

"Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear"

"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"