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Joke of the Day
"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"
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"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."
"I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other."
"44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane."
"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."
"What did the fat guy give to the fat girl? Just the tip..."
"Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes."
"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"
"2 year old runs naked down the street. ""Awwwwwwwwwwwwww."" I run naked down the street. ""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"""
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers, they can go through 88 stories in 8 seconds."